THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? makes its appearance at the Wilson Center for the Arts on Florida State College at Jacksonville's South Campus (11901 Beach Blvd.) for a limited engagement beginning Tuesday, April 10th and running through Sunday, April 15th. Tickets start at $31.50 and are on sale now by phone at 904-632-3373 or online at www.artistseriesjax.org.
In THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON?, Robert Dubac ransacks his brain to answer the age old question, "What do women want?" This one-man show pinpoints the differences between the sexes as a multi-character comedy with Mr. Dubac playing all the roles.
When the show opens, we meet "Bobby" in a very confused state having been dumped by the girl of his dreams. Unable to understand why, he channels advice from his five chauvinistic mentors. With a shrug of his shoulders or a crook of his neck Robert Dubac transforms himself into these five alter egos; each offering their own brand of advice. They are:
THE COLONEL who insists that the key to what women want is honesty, hence all men should admit they're boneheads so they always have an out.
JEAN-MICHEL who says communication is what women want and communicating with double-talk and mindless metaphors is completely acceptable as long as you speak with a sexy accent.
FAST EDDIE who gives women want they want, passion! But he doles it out from the fast lane professing men have to "love 'em fast and leave 'em first."
OLD MR. LINGER who believes women want a sense of humor. He understands women can play hard to get. He also understands that if a man plays hard to get – he doesn't get anything. Old Mr. Linger is 123 years old and believes he has discovered the secret to life - remaining single.
RONNIE CABREZZI who believes all that women want is some sensitivity. He also thinks sharing your secrets makes you sensitive. However, the kind of secrets he shares with his fiancé, Lucy, just piss her off.
Bobby realizes that their suggestions are worthless, but with help from his "feminine side," he is able to sift through the bad advice and discover the real answer to the age-old question, "What do women want?" - all while drinking a beer.
Robert Dubac's THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? is presented in Jacksonville by The Artist Series. Performances at the Wilson Center for the Arts are as follows:
Tuesday, April 10th at 7:30PM
Wednesday, April 11th at 7:30PM
Thursday, April 12th at 7:30PM
Friday, April 13th at 8:00PM
Saturday, April 14th at 5:30PM and 8:30PM
Sunday, April 15th at 2:00PM
Tickets for Robert Dubac's THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? start at $31.50. Discounts are available for groups of 10+ by calling (904) 632-3228 or email@example.com.
To order by phone with Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover call
The Artist Series Box Office at
(toll-free outside of Jacksonville 1-888-860-BWAY)
Tickets are also available online with Instant Seat Selection by visiting the
The Artist Series' website: www.artistseriesjax.org